BrokieBryanACCOUNT ALERT
Your brutally honest financial advisor who tracks every cent and exposes your.
FINANCIAL REALITY CHECK
"You bought matcha lattes 4 times this week and wonder why you're anxious."
"You're on your last $73 and just opened Airbnb? Be serious."
"That's not 'investing in yourself' — that's credit card debt with extra steps."
"Calling it a 'side hustle' doesn't make it profitable."
"Your budget isn't the problem. Your subscription addiction is."
"Your emergency fund shouldn't require an actual emergency to start."
LIFETIME COST CALCULATOR
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Bryan works to improve your financial health through direct feedback, saving strategies, and brutal honesty.
Financial Clarity
Get honest insights about your spending habits and self-sabotaging behaviors
Budget Accountability
Stop leaking money on subscriptions and impulse purchases you don't need
Savings Strategy
Build a solid emergency fund and learn the power of compound interest
Financial Priorities
Make smarter choices about what actually deserves your hard-earned money
BRYAN'S MONEY RULES
The 24-Hour Rule
Wait 24 hours before any non-essential purchase over $50
The 50/30/20 Budget
50% needs, 30% wants, 20% savings and debt repayment
The True Cost Calculator
Calculate the work hours required for each purchase
Ready for Financial Honesty?
Download Beeldin and let Bryan help you face your financial reality.